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Recent conversations with my nephew made me realize how fast he is growing up that soon he won't be needing us anymore. This made me remember some of my favorite funny moments with him and got me laughing by myself I just had to compile them while they're still fresh in my memory. I guess an alternative title for this post is How To Traumatize Kids! Hahahaha



#1

Hammie: Tita Boom, naglalaro ka ba ng tecs (tex?text?teks?) nung bata ka?

Beam:(nandiri ang mukha) No! Larong kalye kaya yun.

Hammie tingin sakin sabay balik ang tingin kay Beam

Hammie:(nagaalangan) Si Tita Tin naglalaro daw ng tecs noon eh

Beam:(hindi makapaniwalang tumingin sakin at nandidiri parin ang mukha) O?! Naglalaro ka nun???

Tin:(biglang nagalangan narin pero hindi nagpahalata kaya tumawa nakang) Oo! Oo naman!

Beam:(balik sa ginagawa nya) talaga?! Yuck!



#2

Hammie: Tita Tin, may field trip na kami!

Tin: Kelan? Para masabi na natin kay Mommy

Hammie: Sa nov.xx pero wala pang letter nag orientation pa lang kanina..(3 second pause, iniisip kung sasabihin o hinde).. Pero sana hindi na kasama si Mommy..

Tin, napatigil sa ginagawa at tumawa ng malakas

Hammie: Nakakahiya kasi eh pag may kasamang mommy.. So I can sit with my friends!



#3

Hammie pasikretong gumawa ng 'potion' at tinago sa freezer. Pagtapos maghapunan naisipang tignan ang 'potion' nya kung ready na daw. Lightbulb moment for evil Tita Tin...

Tin: anong potion yan? Bakit gumagawa ka nyan??

Hammie:(iniiwasang sumagot) wala lang gusto ko eh

Tin: saan mo nakuha yung recipe? Sa Creepy Pasta? Anong laman nyan?

Hammie:(binuksan ang bote ng 'potion') hinde, wala lang, tinuro sakin ni --.. Ay hindi pa ready (yung 'potion') (sinara ang bote sabay balik sa freezer)

Tin: naku Hammie, baka naman kung ano ang ma-summon ng spell na yan ah..

Nakisama ang panahon. Lumalakas ang hangin at medyo kumikidlat.

Hammie: hinde wala lang yun

Tin: anong wala?! Eh nung binuksan mo yung bottle biglang lumakas yung hangin tas kumikidlat pa eh kanina hindi naman. Anong chant ang sinabi mo jan?

Hammie:(medyo nagfi-freak out na pero ayaw pahalata) but it's really nothing! It's just soap and water!

Mas lumakas na ang hangin

Tin: don't you know the most important ingredient sa mga potions? It's the intent! Yung intention mo ang important recipe nyan! Kaya kahit soap and water lang yan..Nakuuu Hammie! Baka kung ano na ang lumabas ah baka meron ng nakadungaw sa bintana!

Biglang nag fluctuate at black-out ng 3 seconds.. HAMMIE-MENTAL BREAKDOWN!



#4

Si Hammie umakyat para maligo, mahigit 30 minutes na hindi pa bumababa.

Tin:(Habang naglalakad paakyat ng hagdan) 🎶Hammie🎶! Buhay ka pa ba o kinuha ka na ni maligno??

Hammie: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH TITA TIIIN STOP SCARING ME!!!!

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